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Why A Salad Costs More Than A Big Mac – The Consumerist.

3Word:
enmeshed habituated descent

Bullet Point Madness:
NYC crime
Religion?
Righter and Wronger
Prostitutes
Boobs
Blood
Ziptie

Brooklyn’s Finest Haiku:
This is the best crime drama
since Turner & Hooch.
(Didn’t see K-9).

Ok so fun.

A fossil. Snake eating baby dinosaurs. Thats all.

It reminds me of eating those concentrated food pills except instead of turning into a giant extinct dinosaur they turn into a full thanksgiving meal with unreasonable family nearby.

How come in “The Old Testament” or “The Living Hebrew Bible” one of the gods says to the serpent [as punishment]:

“You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.” Genesis 3:14

Did the serpent have legs before? Why would god empower the serpent with legs? Wait. How did the serpent even get there? Who is in charge here (quips Reginald the Maitre D)? And if all the serpent gets to eat is dust how come he loses his legs but gets to keep his flexi-throat for eating things much larger. I guess one of the gods from genesis meant ‘you will only eat dust and giant dinosaurs and pet store albino mice. Of course, he could’ve meant that you’ll become one with the dust as fossils but that would require negating the New Earth Creationism.

Sanajeh, the snake the ate baby dinosaurs : Not Exactly Rocket Science.

A friend point this out. A haiku.

On a bored wednesday, try removing your gender from the profile of your ‘popular social networking marketing machine’ website profile. Each time you log in, you may be greeted with a fun imposition.

“Your Profile may be confusing.” The website attempts to engage you by seeking a perceived super-ego and projective empathy. Its your profile thats confusing. And right now. A sense of urgency and anticipatory grief will cause you to leap into our marketing boxes. Hizzah.

For their reference, we have included extra options:

___Male
___Female
___Intersex
___Transgender MF
___Transgender FM
___Hermes
___He-man
___She-ra
___Newt Gingrich
___Gender neutral user who limits profile info to keep advertisements general and delightfully vague. and who ignores the continued draw and appeal into networks. hmpf.

Lars Von Trier wrote and directed a marvelous. Its around. Its NSFW. Both of those things were just mentioned and fun.
It was dismissed as sexist and alarmist. Its neither. Watch more clearly and consider a perceptive spectrum over a toggle. Though, it is explicitly sexual and explicitly violent and often at once. There is more than just this or that. yay for pretentious ambiguifying! shut it.

3Word
Explicit Psychotic Ambient

A Haiku:

Your sex will cost you.
Therapeutic trauma based.
And close that window.

These homeless dogs are smarter than….before.  Over time the dogs have learned to ride the subways and select which people are more likely to help them. Aren’t they smart? Of course, they are still homeless. But we know that homelessness is caused by many things.

Perhaps in this case the combination of mental illness and early trauma and low socioeconomic status and stifled education and drug addiction and racism and sexism and late trauma and no affordable housing or vocational trainings or a forensic system that criminalizes vagrancy or consumerism that encourages debt or an overstuffed shelter system or ‘acts of god (literally not covered by insurance) or  gentrification or gambling problems  are still enough to even keep the most savvy dogs on the streets.

From Popular Science:

But beggar dogs have evolved the most specialized behavior. Relying on scraps of food from commuters, the beggar dogs can not only recognize which humans are most likely to give them something to eat, but have evolved to ride the subway. Using scents, and the ability to recognize the train conductor’s names for different stops, they incorporate many stations into their territories.

Moscow’s Stray Dogs Evolving Greater Intelligence, Including a Mastery of the Subway | Popular Science.

Great! We have finally achieved the ability to detect limitless energy! Best part? We can only detect it. It serves no purpose, except in the future. Considering science may improve and we may continue traverse through the technological adolescence then perhaps in the future our discovery in the present will increase in value. So in essence then the discovery does create amazing technology but in the future. SO the discovery of a potentially limitless energy source (that we can only look at) serves as a transmitter of the future of time (which it travels through) to bring our future us the limitless energy we could only just look at. Its the time travel equivalent of saying

“Hey I am going to try to date that stripper and keep trying to secure funding towards that end and maybe she’ll be nice to me in the parking lot one day. That’d be neat.”

From The Scientific American:

To understand the Casimir Effect, one first has to understand something about a vacuum in space as it is viewed in quantum field theory. Far from being empty, modern physics assumes that a vacuum is full of fluctuating electromagnetic waves that can never be completely eliminated, like an ocean with waves that are always present and can never be stopped. These waves come in all possible wavelengths, and their presence implies that empty space contains a certain amount of energy–an energy that we can’t tap, but that is always there.

What is the Casimir effect? : Scientific American.

Thankfully, you don’t technically need virginity to obtain these marvelously printed certificates of virginity. And they are also good as certificates of nonsense and fickle and imposed morality.

Round two? Certificate variations. Its the born again equivalent of playing “Never have I ever.” You can plaster your church group’s wall with certificates each more colorful and distinct than the last.

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Certified Virgin – Make it Official. (image from Certified Virgin)

(Side note: some of the income goes to combat HIV/AIDS and thats great and worthwhile. But is it abstinence only spending?)

oh dear. they removed the dictionaries because of a term related to oral sex. i wonder if they considered its inclusion of the word censorship as offensive and worthy of censoring.

I wonder what their stance is on Deuteronomy 25:11-12

“If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.” (NASB ©1995)

(heehee the bible is copyright 1995)

I guess since in the bible she only grabs his mandingles (fish’n'chips) with her hands instead of her mouth then its no problem for the school children. Of course, this delightful news bit has the potential to create a time loop that folds in on itself. In the future, when the history books describe all the absurdity that was the shame/pride enmeshed sexuality of some school districts then they will be forced to censor the history books describing the censoring. Surely, like Lenny Bruce, they will have to use the word. Cocksucker.

And then something more about oral sex.

But no comment on these other offensive terms that were fine to leave in the school’s dictionaries:

• Ben Stein
• Ectopic Remora
• Nudity
• McJob
• Throatswobbler Mangrove
• Sodomy
• Dogma

also, they are now referring to it as the Malegenitalionary !!

Menifee school officials remove dictionary over term ‘oral sex’ | Menifee | PE.com | Southern California News | News for Inland Southern California.